“Just when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met, you somehow manage to drain a little more out of the pool.” Who said it?
While it might sound like a signature Selina one-liner (Re: that idiot Jonah), it’s actually an Elaine original re: that idiot Jerry.
“Glasses make me look weak. It’s like a wheelchair for the eye.” Who said it?
“This is a man’s world that we live in. Because of the Axis of Dick.” Who said it?
While Elaine hates men as much as Selina does, she never really got that political with her feelings of hatred.
“Have you seen a tall, lanky doofus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein?” Who said it?
Yes, this might seem like another insult Selina might hurl at Jonah, but it is Elaine’s description of Kramer to stranger!
“He's not a Nazi. No. He's just neat.” Who said it?
Man, so many of these Benes bombshells could be applied to the men in Selina’s life too, huh?
“If men got pregnant, you could get an abortion at an ATM.” Who said it?
This might be the biggest toss-up yet (Elaine would so say this!), but in truth it came from Selina.
“I’m not a lesbian. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian!” Who said it?
That wasn’t Selina proclaiming her true sexuality to a nation, but simply Elaine doing just that to a woman on the subway.
“If you want to get some cardio exercise, you have to have a heart.” Who said it?
You might be able to picture Elaine saying this to someone awful at the gym, but it was Ms. Meyer saying it to someone far way from it.
“All I'm saying is that there are going to be difficult choices to make, you know? Like "Sophie's Choice" choices, except more important because...
“All I'm saying is that there are going to be difficult choices to make, you know? Like "Sophie's Choice" choices, except more important because it's gonna be about me.” Who said it?
Don’t let the timeless reference fool ya. This one came straight from TV’s most un-PC upcoming POTUS.
“Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to Hell.” Who said it?
Our final quote is indeed a toast to the original JLD goofus.